Monday, March 15, 2010

Bumper Stickers

From my friends at Random Nuclear Strikes.

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, Socialism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

” U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

” U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah”

“Stop Global Whining”

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.

“The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back”

“Marine Sniper - You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”

“Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”

“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

“Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume”

“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers”

“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”

“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.
U.S. Marines don’t have that problem.” …U.S. President Ronald Reagan

Thanks to Jerry Pournelle

Update" Corrected typo.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

What Do They Need With Shotguns

Why is the Federal Education Department buying shotguns?
Update: Fixed link.