The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

Bumper Stickers

From my friends at Random Nuclear Strikes.

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, Socialism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

” U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

” U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah”

“Stop Global Whining”

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.

“The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back”

“Marine Sniper - You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”

“Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”

“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

“Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume”

“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers”

“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”

“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.
U.S. Marines don’t have that problem.” …U.S. President Ronald Reagan

Thanks to Jerry Pournelle

Update" Corrected typo.

What Do They Need With Shotguns

Why is the Federal Education Department buying shotguns?
Update: Fixed link.

Scott Wins!

Scott Brown wins the Senate seat in Massachusetts!

Tea Parties

Once again Sgt. Mom nails it. This time in regard to the way Tea Partiers are treated in the MSM and by most incumbent politicians of either party. It may not be this year, but we will be heard.

Update: Edited to correct errors in spelling and labeling.

Good News!

Xavier is not shutting down his blog after all!!

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone!!

Pearl Harbor Day

December 7, 1941, "a date which will live in infamy" . Never forget. Others have commented on this more eloquently than I am able to.

Some say we don't have the same quality of men and women as those of the "greatest generation". I have met many of those men and women personally and many more online and have heard the stories of many more and I believe the quality of people we have serving today matches any in our history. But they need our support.

I Love It!!!

I stole this from Hot Air. I love it!!!

Firearms Refresher Course

I got this from my trusty veterans' online group:

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

1. "Those who hammer their guns into plows will

plow for those who do not." ~Thomas Jefferson

2. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

--John Adams

3. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

4. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a

subject.

5. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens

tries to control them.

6. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

7. You only have the rights you are willing to fight

for.

8. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns,

no peace, no safety.

9. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

10. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

11. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one

yesterday.

12. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All

Rights Reserved.

13. The Second Amendment is in place in case

the politicians ignore the others.

14. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you NOT

understand?

15. Guns have only two enemies; rust and

politicians.

16. When you remove the people's right to bear

arms, you create slaves.

17. The American Revolution would never have

happened with gun control.

IF YOU AGREE, PASS THIS 'REFRESHER' ON TO TEN FREE CITIZENS.

Update: Edited format and fixed typo.

9-11-01

Never forget, never forgive.

Happy Labor Day

I hope everyone has a relaxing and enjoyable Labor Day! Lots of good food and good company.

A Musical Interlude

This is (I think) a local band. I think they're really good. They're called JB and the Moonshine Band.

Senator Edward Kennedy

On the subject of Edward Kennedy's death, I agree with The Pistolero,that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything.

Important Technical Advice To Improve Your Computer

I got this from one of the online veterans' groups I belong to:

Some people do not realize why their computer screens tend to accumulate a layer of dust. (It is due to the generation of static electricity.) But most people clean their computer screen from time to time by wiping the dust off with a rag when the accumulation of dust gets to the point that it is annoying. What many people do not realize is that the static causes a thin film to build up on the inside of the screen, as well. (It's why old computer screens aren't as sharp as new ones.)

Fortunately, a newly released, but unpublicized, utility included in your operating system's latest automatic update solves this problem. To activate this just click here . You will be delighted with the new clarity of your screen.