Monday, May 31, 2010
Thank You!!!
Thursday, April 08, 2010
The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Bumper Stickers
From my friends at Random Nuclear Strikes.
Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, Socialism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
” U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
” U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah”
“Stop Global Whining”
“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.
“The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back”
“Marine Sniper - You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
“Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
“Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.
U.S. Marines don’t have that problem.” …U.S. President Ronald Reagan
Thanks to Jerry Pournelle
Update" Corrected typo.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
What Do They Need With Shotguns
Update: Fixed link.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Tea Parties
Update: Edited to correct errors in spelling and labeling.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Monday, December 07, 2009
Pearl Harbor Day
Some say we don't have the same quality of men and women as those of the "greatest generation". I have met many of those men and women personally and many more online and have heard the stories of many more and I believe the quality of people we have serving today matches any in our history. But they need our support.

